“Fate has not been merciful once more.

Halflings scoring in their first turn when I receive? Fine. Happens. Perfect throw, land on feet, pick up ball who happened to be near end-zone of course and score. Not even used a re-roll.

Happens.

Me 'scoring' a single casualty? Only when the halfling blocks an elf, fails and badly hurts himself? Even if you try to block/blitz a halfling every turn if you can help it with the block-skill. (no tackle in this beginning team yet)

Happens.

An apothecary failing on his first ever attempt?

Happens.

All three of the above in one match?

Watch replay.

Wasn't all bad though. I scored 2 touchdowns and earned enough to buy a second blitzer. I just retired the two nigglers into coaches because considering my karma I am bound to have mvp's on them.

So better grit my teeth and play yet another match bound to lose, outnumbered from the start.




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