“The power of the fist prevails! this time not by the hand of courage, but by the cold hand of death! The maw of Hell opens wide, and swallow whole the legend that is DeMaio! Rest in the womb of Hades fearless leader, and rise again when the moon is dark, and the howling spectres summon thee!

Hail to Bang Fist who keeps this day, stalemate. Though thy feet fail us victory, thy hands intercept the TD and bring thee glory! No rest for ye, for next game the road warriors are few in number. thou shall be needed much.

And we celebrate the newest member of our ranks, President Scumm! Bringing the power of the Oval Office to the field...along with his self aclaimed, "deadliest head butt"! Not sure what that means, but it sounds cool!

Hail!”