“Sound the battlehorn and summon the brothers of WAR! With battlestandard held high, we who die to live again, march into history hitting our 700th game!
Much of our firepower was missing, recovering from the Clint Eastwood Roles, but this day rings with Brother Logan's name! Hail, bringer of death! With a flash of lightning, thy hand yields the flesh of Ken Norton, and steals the breath from his throat! slain swiftly and taken as prize!
Though the rest of the team disappointed the fans (as they continue to leave in mass...like 5 games in a row), we celebrate our newest rider...the 700 Million Dollar Man! He's just like the 6 million dollar man from the 70s, but with inflation induced by massive defit spending...this one is 700 MILLION dollars! Mighty roar!!!! Let all crush and fall to the power of bionic wheels!”
“the Greatest Team Ever rains on the parade of the Greatest Norse team ever in their 700th game. It was a honor to play such a game for the GTE but we could not lay down and let the norse scum just have the win. They had to prove themselves worthy and they came up very lacking. GTE just takes it to them tonight and gets the hard fought victory. Brother Logan was a bear tonight as he laid out 2 kills on the GTE and we could never "get even" with him.
The ref was way to strict for such a match. This match deserved blood and the ref denied the fans a good spectacle.
Great accomplishment Hellbound and coach Arktoris...we shall meet again!!!!
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Much of our firepower was missing, recovering from the Clint Eastwood Roles, but this day rings with Brother Logan's name! Hail, bringer of death! With a flash of lightning, thy hand yields the flesh of Ken Norton, and steals the breath from his throat! slain swiftly and taken as prize!
Though the rest of the team disappointed the fans (as they continue to leave in mass...like 5 games in a row), we celebrate our newest rider...the 700 Million Dollar Man! He's just like the 6 million dollar man from the 70s, but with inflation induced by massive defit spending...this one is 700 MILLION dollars! Mighty roar!!!! Let all crush and fall to the power of bionic wheels!”