“What can I say. The luck meter result of 59% - 60% in Kevbo's favour belies what actually took place on the pitch. The first half was rather slow and unproductive for both teams, but after that, there was just no stopping the Necromantic team. AV roll after AV roll succeeded, and quite a few resulted in SI. The Zamboni Drag-ons had four players on the pitch by the time I scored, and there wasn't really anything he could do. Directly after that, an elf throws a pass over my line, the die come up with a 6, and Fenris Blackmane manages an interception, after which I score again. Kevbo, although he put up a good defense, was in the end simply too short of players to stop me.

This is, I believe, the first time a team is forced into retirement after playing me, and I don't take much pride in it. My apologies, Kevbo, and may you encounter opponents less fortunate with armour rolls in the future.”