“Up against Lerche's nurglers and with 80k for inducements we pick up a bloodweiser babe. A miserable 3,000 fans turn up so once again it's +2FAME against us.. ouch!

We kick first and they do a nice side swap on T2 to pass to an unmarked pestigor who legs it towards the endzone... but then rolls double 1s on a GFI! We go for a GFI of our own to be able to free up our centaur to get back.. and it's double 1s too!

The pestigor recovers the ball with a RR and decides not to risk a GFI into the endzone so on our turn we blitz with a centaur, pushing him against the sidelines. They rush up another pestigor to give an assist for the blitz... but get double 1s again!! We crowdpush him (and another pestigor on the other side of the pitch) and steal the ball with a hobgob.

We then push forwards, MNG'ing a rotter before our rookie centaur drops the handed off ball. Fortunately they are out of rerolls and give us a turnover with their first 2d block and with our last reroll the centaur gets the ball and trundles downfield. They can't get near him and he can easily make it 1-0 at the half time whistle.

KOs on both sides wake up so it's 11 vs 11 as they kick off. We soon get two KOs to get the player advantage and grind our way forwards through their team, helped by their beast throwing away their blitz (and RRs) with 1s on the really stupid roll two turns in a row. By T6 we have quite safely made it 2-0.

They have 3 turns to try and get some dignity back but their rolls continue their trend of total disaster as their pass pesti rolls double 1s on a pass downfield that gets him crowdpushed for a MNG. We fail to pick it up and they get two more long bomb attempts with a random rotter towards a pesti near our endzone but fumble both times.

GG lerche, I think you are owed a good game by nuffle now.”