“We're up against Guillelo's brand new dark elves who get 90k of inducements and bring along a bloodweiser babe. Unusually they are packing two witch elves and no blitzers.

We opt to receive but spend the first two turns fumbling the pickup with our "sure" handed hobgob. On their first turn they try to set up a crowdpush on a dwarf with a 1d block from their witch.. but even with a RR she ends up BH'd!

At this point we finally get the ball into our centaur's hands and the poor elves decide not to even stand up as he trundles downfield to make it 1-0 on T5, with another lineelf in the BH box and a hobgob sent off.

They run their witch into our half as we kick off and our MB tackler puts her in the BH box... and again the elves give up on the game and we can easily run through to score again.. 2-0!

Half time and we're kicking now with 10 vs 8 dark elf linemen... and roll up a blitz! We rush our centaur deep after the football and they are in trouble. Eventually after 4 turns and several rerolls and MANY fumbles we finally pick up the ball and make it 3-0.

We're now kicking vs just 6 elves and quickly swarm them while stopping them getting receivers through into our half, though we cannot stop them making a couple of skillup passes while they hold us back from the endzone.

GG Guillelo”