“I need a break, just once, just a break from the God awful, crap dice rolls. Please Nuffle just once.

I played the first half well (I thought), got the ball and got it into the hands of a Bull Centaur and ran with it. Had to get away though and I needed to put some distance between him and the coming blitz. First GFI rolled a 1. Sure Feet got me out of that one. Second GFI rolled a 1. Team RR got me out of that one. Third GFI rolled a 1 and fell over. I mean, come on! One way or another Nuffle was making sure that player was going down.

All was not lost, I had the chance to get back at the ball carrier if I could just get pressure on him. First block = skulls. Damn! The rest of the game was no better. Another game in a poor FUMBBL career that I want to forget.

Two skill ups was the only highlight in a third turgid match for the Hammers.”