“My first ever tombstone game. I contributed 2 players to the cause, my apothecary saved the first one (Rashaan). Good thing too, since he got the MVP and skilled up.

I have to say that I normally don't enjoy bloody games, but this one was fun. My opponent warned me beforehand that he was grumpy, but I didn't mind since I can be grumpy too. He kept up a good banter the entire match as he was pretty mad at his skinks. He had some pretty rotten luck early and was just playing for CAS by the end which he did get. Clearly the fans didn't agree. Pfft, what do they know...

The Maniax will miss Rico 'Suave' Clark and his highlight reel hits. Management has already called up a new Slayer from the farm system, and fans are excited to see him take the field.”