“First half was all Tub Thumping as WIHTBO suffers two quick casualties and 10 armor breaks by my count. But the kickback to star player Ugroth Bolgrot pays off as the chainsaw did its dirty work lodging the ball from Grok inches from the endzone. We went to half time 0-0.

WIHTBO remembered to put on their pads in the second but Tub Thumping forgot theirs this time. Stupid orcs! Two timely BH's and a KO and Tub Thumping were out of blitzers. I Don't Play Orcs slowly made his way down the field to record the games only score as the final seconds ticked away.

Walk-on Journeyman Robert Weakbone played so well in the game he was voted MVP and was tendered a full time offer as the newest lineorc for WIHTBO. ”