“If it weren’t for a 4-turn riot by my devoted fans this game would've gotten U-G-L-Y. Manchester United Orcs game plan was obvious, whittle away at them until there was nothing left. The Dirty Ratz went with the antithesis; score while we can!
TURN1 The Dirty Ratz kicked it off to Manchester United Orcs, setting all players foward on the pitch to distract the Orcs offence. The Black went to work undaunted in their task of squishing rats, 1 BH and 1Ko after TURN1. While the Black Orcs attention was drawn off the ball all 4 Skaven Runners rushed after Orc Thrower Tim Howard, along with Targe Geokei.
TURN 2 Blacks Orcs continue to go to town on the ill prepared Line Rats, while 3 Orcs Blitzers retreat to try and free-up Tim Howard. Manchester United Orcs have an open field, but can they get the ball there? The Dirty Ratz get their hard-earned prize and gain control of the ball, a blitz by Targe Geokei knocks the ball from Howard right into Watner's greedy claws.
TURN 3 A determined effort buy the Blitzer Nistelrooy rips the ball from Watner, Nistelrooy tries to get a good position to guard the ball, trips and falls over Watner's scuttling body. Watner seeing that his offender is already down quickly grabs the ball and runs it in for a score.
TURN 4-8 Manchester United Orcs try more carefully to drive the ball, while the Dirty Ratz Gutter-runners continue their restless harassment of Tim Howard, and the Black Orcs continue to pummel the Skaven. Tim Howard would cram the ball into the chest of Paul Scholes in the final minutes of the half, but Scholes eyes were on the goal and not the ball...
END OF 1ST HALF Dirty Ratz 1 vs Manchester United Orcs 0

TURN 1 Dirty Ratz receive the kick with only 8 players on the pitch, feeling a sense of urgency to 'score while they can’, Watner grabs the ball and gets into the waiting hands of Whice. Whice takes the ball, with a wild look in his beady eyes, he dances through the entire Orc team!! The remaining Skaven rush forward to harass the deepest Orc defenders. The Orcs while surprised at this act realized it is an act of desperation and continue to pound rats into the pitch, practically sacrificing the score. Nicky Butt the Orce Blitzer shakes his Skaven offender and blitzes Whice, jamming him up almost out of bounds.
TURN 2 Whice dodges past his Orc defender for the quick and easy score. Manchester United Orcs receive this time against only 7 Dirty Ratz defenders. Tim Howard grabs the ball, and Neil Wood knocks Watner into the waiting Orc fans who proceed to rip all of the Gutter Runners fur off, that’s right they skinned him alive (-1AR)!!! Ryan Giggs seeing all this mangling of rats grabs Kolter (linerat) by the tail and kicks him in the chops (BH) leaving only 5 rats to defend the horde of Orcs.
TURN 3-4 The Dirty Ratz are reeling on their heels getting as far away from the frenzied orcs as possible. Through great eye contact and the inciting smell of even more Skaven pain and fear Tim Howard tosses a pass to Nistelrooy for the easy score.
TURN 5 Manchester United Orcs set to kick and suddenly the crowd is not cheering, it has erupted into one huge brawl. The Skaven fans were enraged by the live skinning of the Skaven star Watner and were letting the Orc fans know. The Refs never even saw the Warpstone being offered by the Dirty Ratz to those Skaven able to encite the Orcs the most.
Fearing for their lives the Referees called the game and announced the Dirty Ratz the winners, ducking out of the arena and on to their waiting horses....
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