“The Pains pretty well owned the Rays for most of the game. We got out bashed and out played.
The only redeeming moment was when Eli Ray picked up the ball in the pouring rain, ran down the field and threw an accurate pass to a skellie. The skeleton caught the ball and was able to score our only TD.
“After going over the pregame warmup videotapes Coach Bill Bellicose knew just the gameplan to take it to the Hillbillys...
Abuse their mobility...
Let em get even slightly out of position then call upon the power of nuffle to blitz em through their scrim line. Once play began in the Rays backfield, the result of the first drive was decided.
The Pains were able to put together a scoring drive to start the 2nd half and looked to be pressing for a third when a top end pass resulted in the Rays only scoring drive in the rain.”
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The only redeeming moment was when Eli Ray picked up the ball in the pouring rain, ran down the field and threw an accurate pass to a skellie. The skeleton caught the ball and was able to score our only TD.
Well done, fitz. We'll meet again.”