“Armorless norse vs ogres + snotlings. Well.. there's definitely going to be casualties!

We start things off well with an ogre BH'd (apo saves) and a snotling niggled on T1. On their first turn 3 snotlings combine vs our blodge runner for a 1d POW that -av injures him - though our apo can save it. T3 and they have BH'd our MB/PO zerker with a foul (for a sent off snotling) and there's KOs on both sides.

By T5 we have the ball in their half as we (barely) hold back the ogres with 8 players. T6 and their 2nd foul of the game sees a 2nd BH (our snow troll) and 2nd snotling sent off. T7 and they KILL our MB ulfwerner before we run in to make it 1-0 on T8.

They get one turn before half time but only manage to get a 3rd snotling sent off on a foul that doesn't even break armour. We have 8 vs 9 of them now as we kick off for the 2nd half.

The rain that has been pouring all match long is really helping us here as they continually fumble the ball and we rush players into their half after it. T5 and they finally manage to pick it up with their last snotling on the pitch, but we immediately POW him over. He fumbles into the crowd who toss it helpfully towards our endzone. They rush a break tackling ogre towards but we can get players back to knock him over and when he double 1s his break tackle attempt on T7 they have run out of time!

On their final turn they do turn their final snotling into a useful bomb (several others have met their demise without hurting anyone) - but this one BH's one of our players!

We put in last turn fouls (BH for them, nothing for us) and the game ends. GG Ruiner!”