“Underworld vs halflings! They have brought a master chef who steals 3/3 rerolls for the first half, giving them a somewhat ludicrous NINE rerolls.

We receive first and a rock from the crowd KO's a halfling, then another trips up on a GFI and is also KO'd while we put in the boot for a BH foul on T2 on a third. Then another one trips over and BH's himself and we can crowdpush a 5th- another BH! That's them down to 6 players on the pitch after three turns!!

At this stage we have knocked down both trees and get 2 goblins sent off in successive turns for stun-fouls. Our MB storm vermin has managed to more BHs vs halflings, however, before we make it 1-0 on T6!

We have 13 players now vs 8 + 1 fling in the KO box. We kick off and again a rock comes sailing in to stun a halfling, while they drop the ball trying to move it to safety. We swoop in en force, BH'ing more flings and seizing the ball with our thrower. Their tree hurls a fling towards him.. and he EXPLODES in gore and giblets right next to our rat! Unfazed he hands off to a SV who just about makes the 2 GFIs to make it 2-0!

They have one turn and just 7 players... but the kick is kind and they make the TTM touchdown!!

We kick off again with 13 vs 7 for the 2nd half. They try for the quick equaliser with another TTM attempt.. but fumble the pickup! We swarm forwards and again sweep their few flings off the pitch and recover the ball. T2 and they have 2 trees and 2 flings left vs almost our full team. T3 and our clawed troll KILLS a treeman (apo saves!) and we make it 3-1!

Just 5 players face our full squad now and they just cannot hold us back and we swarm forwards to make it 4-1 just as the final whistle blows.

GG Collinisimo as always!”