“Elves! These were elves, I tell you! Don't be fooled by the greenskin, The Orcs of the forrest are the biggest bunch of elf-ballers I've ever seen. And I mean that in the best possible way.

I was happy to come out of this with a tie, seeing as how I didn't score at all in the first half. A timely Blitz and a short kick enabled me to get the ball late in the game. My own stupidity almost cost me the tie as I allowed my star blitzer, Rashaan (ST 5, AG 4 beast), to get pushed into the crowd. But a friendly bounce and some luck allowed ChronicY2K1 Jordan to get to the ball and score as time expired.

Great game, Don Jon. I look forward to playing you again. Next time, I'll bring my elf defense. I don't know what's wrong with our fans, though. How could they not enjoy this epic spectacle?”