“Billy Goats were missing 3 players from injuries suffered last game, Aaron Maybin called for an elite duel: 5v5, replace. Good thing cuz heat exhaustion was makin' the goats sweat like they were asked to be guests of honor at a Greek restaurant.

New England took the ball and scored, but more importantly kept the goats out of the endzone in the first half. They alomst even squeaked out the win if it weren't for some last second heroic elfballing by Bryce Paup and Ashton Youboty.

No perms, enough cash to lure Eric Moulds out of retirement and no loss. We'll take a 1-1-1 record into the conference round... gladly.”