“DCxp's flings have a legendary treeman and another at superstar status- both team founders with ~120 games under their belts. Unfortunately the rest of the team (in true halfling fashion) are totally hopeless.

We receive the kick and the first move of the game is our brand new Looney's chainsawing a rookie fling to DEATH! A couple of blocks later however and we've given up a turnover with a forced both-down result.

They take advantage by hurling a fling downfield to steal the ball! Uh oh... but fortunately we get a POW on our 2d blitz and he's BH'd!!

We recover and start running it upfield, though our sneaky git is sent off on his first foul. We then KILL another fling on T5 with a block. T6 and our chainsaw double 1s a GFI on a blitz, MNGing himself!

A fling gets in two 1d blitzes on our ball carrier but can't knock him over and we make it 1-0 on T8. They have 1 turn til half time, but the kick lands in their endzone making a TTM attempt impossible.

Half time and they still have a fling in the KO box so we kick off with 11 vs 9 of them... and we roll up a blitz! Our pogoer sprints forwards to catch it... but is immediately KO'd by a both-down fling blitz! We then recover with our +AGI and KILL another fling elsewhere on the pitch!

Fan favourite treeman Woody Hook puts in a superb block on our top troll KILLING him, but fortunately our apo can turn it into an MNG as regen also fails. We then score to make it 2-0 on turn 2!

We still have 11, barely, but they can only field 7 players now. They quickly knock over our troll and then KO him with a foul, before executing a very nice 2turn TTM touchdown: 2-1!

10 gobbos face 7 of them now- have to be careful of a TTM steal here. We are quickly down to 9 with a gobbo BH'd but on T5 we make a handoff and run deep into their half.. til our gobbo double 1s a GFI! Fortunately they fail to recover and we can crowdpush a fling and then score a third in the closing seconds of the game.

GG DCxp!!”