“With Underground Sewer Association recieving the kick off, all seemed well until the new Rookie "the big Cheese" couldn't wait any longer , and as soon as the USA moved he ran forward for the blitz, only to go down immeadiatly after crossing the LOS! knocked unconsciece this reporter believes when he tripped over his own feet and hit his head on a rock when he fell on the pitch, orcs are us team immeadiatly saw there chance and took it too the USA team, with a masterful movement and text book moves, the orcs are us were able to tie up the Skavens pretty well, proof being when GR mora tried to break loose from the pack only to be stunned on the pitch as he went down in a heap and stunned!
with the orcs senseing a shift in there luck, they immeadiatly start knocking rats down with a huge hit in t2 by the Blacktooth grin that was so hard and full of power it knocked the player Mekorak out of skin killing him Instantly!
The orcs smelling the blood went on a torrant of blocks and pows the fans haven't seen at all this season.
in the t3 there was a great gasp from the skaven fans, as #1 in your hearts and also #1 in your USA program was taken down for a devestating SI, luckly they have one of the finest apothecarys in the league proofing once again warpstone is the healer of all in fur!
meanwhile on the other side of the field the orcs have not only knocked down the ball carrier but took the ball and are threatening to score next turn
but there was a brawl going on at the upper part of the pitch and while this was going on a few of the orcs were covering the tracks of jojo montana who seemed to stop short of the goaline to get in a conversation with a few of his teamates, at t5 it seems mugges magee a new player to the orcs are us team went and slipped and accidently kicked one of the skaven while he was unconscience the ref hawkeye purse,ruled it blantant and sent him to the bench for the rest of the match
in t6 gutter runner Mora got in an arguement with his twin brother Mara saying that maras boots were stronger than an orcs head, egging his brother on he ran over to the nearest orc that was down and said "come on Mara the refs not looking try it!" the ref turned to hear what all the comotion was all about just as GR Mara layed his boot into a large strong lineman known as Hairy the Rockchewer,not even slowing the large orc down from getting up,the ref sends Mara to the dugout for the rest of the match, while his brother Mora just Howls with laughter at his gullable brother
seeing this at the end of t6 the orcs get in a rage and commence to gather around the large brawl going on around the los, orcs coming from all parts of the pitch to come to form a wall between the skaven and the ball carrier and his guardsman.t7 a lot of forming up and knocking down on both sides.
in the beginning of t8 as both sides are getting back up and putting some seperations between the two groups , it seems the skaven have formed up around the Old Larry the Bo, who it seems had been knocked out sometime during the brawl, lineman koraga thinking that while the USA team is huddled up (right over larry) why not insure he gets his sleep until the half, The Ref Hawkeye purse see's the foul and sends him to the dugout for the remainder of the game. thrower jojo's conversation comes to and end and he runs down the goaline to the cheers of the Orcs are us fans to score!and to the humilation of the skavens team and jeering of there own fans.
A lot of anger being dispelled here could only get more intense in a game like this guaranteeing a bloody 2nd half
the orc are us recieve the kick off in the beginning up te 2nd half, immediatly pushing off and knocking down the left flank of the skavens line the thrower Sonn covering the corner hears the USA's coach yelling, Sonn turns to see what the coach is saying as a very large and strong orc lineman with a Blacktooth grin comes at the distracted thrower at full speed in for the blitz, the Lineman hitting him so hard and fast knocks sonn down and crushes him under his wieght, the apothecary was summoned , but it seems after the last medical emergency that he went to find somemore warpstone, thus no one was there that could properly heal thrower Sonn, so he was taken to the dugout to wait for the coffinmaker, immediatly the skaven hit the BO larry so hard he is BH and won't return for the rest of the game at this point the orcs sence the anger amongst the skaven for there two ripped teamates,jojo picks up the ball and stays between two of the largest strongest players on the team and while the rest of the orcs form the green wall they call "the green Monster" they slowly try to make there way to the right flank, while the inraged skaven throw themselves at the orcs, knocking down blacktooth grin and then stomping on him and Knocking him out to extract revenge for there fallen thrower.
T11 the orc push back with wonton disaray after seeing the Larry ko with a foul,and SI the rookie of the USA team "the big Cheese" in return!
the skavens screaming for blood at this point for the hurt Large rookie, push from all directions and flatten the line meanwhile surrounding the thrower jojo montana, trying to stay on his feet and push forward as the orcs are lined up and surrounded, the sound of a high pitch squeak is heard over the entire stadium, not knowing what the sound is or were its coming from, both team pause momentarly just as GR myra comes at almost supersonic speeds to not only crash into jojo from behind but literally runs right threw the orc Thrower, myra thinking he has the ball, turns and runs with all he has left towards his goaline when he stops and then realizes that he has jojo's heart in his hands not the ball, meanwhile jojo's body had slamed into the skavens lineman tavana sending him to the sides while the ball falls to the pitch the gr Mora see's the ball and attempts to pick it up but with the blood guts and entrails coating it,he fails to pick it up the orcs seeing this all happen quickly push and knock awayall the skavens from the ball while goblin throttler the blitzer dives on the ball and covers it up while his team mates surround him and the ball
the skaven still not able to believe the speed of which they pushed them away and scooped up the ball, try to dodge away to reset up for the next pursuit of the ball but the bloodlust from the throwers demise has the orcs all to a heightened awareness and they take the ball within yards of the goaline, protecting the ball carrier and coralling the skaven into a cage the orcs easily score on beginning of T14
the skaven recieve the ball next and after handoffs and passes get it to GR Myra who misjudges the professional tackling skills of the goblin throttler, and goes down,the fans get the ball and try to pass it to the skaven thrower xonn landing right next to him, but the orcs see the whole thing and with lightning speed proceed to push xonn away from the ball and ko and knock down the rest of the skavens back at the melee in the middle.
while trying to surround the ball on at least one side of where it lays on the pitch,Xonn won't have any of this, he runs around picks up the ball and as he dodges away the pro tackler lineman franklin Axechewer, grabs him by his foot sending him sailing threw the Air of which he lands in the the Dugout boxes and is BH and wont return to the game.
The orcs take control at this point knocking down the last few skavens on the pitch, Emeeyin Gobblin-throttler picks up the ball goes to run in for the touchdown is laughing so hard at how far his friend Franklin threw the skaven thrower he collaped right before the goaline laughing uncontrollably until the bell was sounded signaling the end of the game
there you go Bird, a report to be proud of

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