“Well, it wasn't a loss, but that's about the best thing to happen to us today. The humans were just full of vim and vigor and we were full of...punching bag fluff? Two RIP's, 2 BH's, 2 KO's on my GR's at the same time, a failed apo...Unbelievable!

But oh how we started out. We took the opening kickoff and punched it in for a quick six...woulda been a turn quicker, except FTL tripped and stunned himself at the goal line and FO had to come in to recover the ball. The ensuing kickoff, we blitzed and FTL caught our own kick in the enemy backfield! They were unable to knock over this super-slick rat, and he waltzed in to make up for the TD he coulda had five minutes prior. We even had a shot at a third score when the enemy rerolled a double skull only to get...double skull. Had our GR been up close to the LOS, he could've had the ball yet again!

But the humans came back in a big way, knocking us left and right. It was ugly, and there wasn't even any fouls--it was just Nuffle laughing at our absurd names. The humans even waited 3 turns before tying the game, battering us around still more and getting their second RIP. Guess he wasn't interested in potentially winning the game.

But to take the pounding we took, and still walk away with a non-losing season record...

Unbelievable!”