“The Minnesnowta ViQueens are looking into the possibility of filing a sexual harassment charge on Nuffle. Just about every key roll, the girls felt the hand of someone... something either under their skirts, or touching their legs... feeling them up. It was uncalled for. Brit Favre was fingered running for the endzone in the first half - and I'm not saying she didn't deserve it!... it was just inappropriate workplace behavior. This is no indictment on the Necrompanters. They did nothing but take advantage of the distraction that Nuffle was touting on the ViQueens...

Nuffle felt bad in the 4th quarter and allowed Adrienne Peterson to pick out a new fur coat... (a stylish Jimmy Clausen full length hoodie... very chic) but we all know why SHE got it...

Good game ritzi... you made no mistakes. Good luck in the rest of the marathon!”