“Easily the luckiest game I've ever played. Casualties and KOs came often and effortlessly throughout the match, and on top of that tobbebobbe rolled several double skulls and failed to pick up the ball with rerolls, while I barely failed anything at all.
The only lucky break my opponent got was when he pulled off a long bomb with a linerat in three tacklezones, but even so the receiver was subsequently blitzed and stunned.
In the end, there wasn't much he could do, and the final moves were played almost solely by me. Game like these, the opposite of a total rape, you could probably win with your eyes closed. It is nice to know that they exist, though.”