“Having lost the toss and kicked to the Dwarves, Tu-Tun-Carnage made a fine knock-down drag out play, preventing the Dwarves from scoring until turn 8, when a Long Beard stumbled breathless across the line.
Receiving in the second half, the Carnage mob scored an easy TD in two turns and then went for broke by blitzing Thorgrim City while their kick was still in the air. The drive was broken before it started, but then the Dwarves caught their wind and boxed in the penetration players, herding them off the pitch (it should be noted that 2 of the 5 casualties inflicted upon us were by the crowd). After several turns of mauling, the Undead were down to 6 players, mostly skeletons, to the Dwarves 10. They ran in the last TD in turn 8, having been unopposed since deep in their own half.

A sterling first half performance, let down by overconfidence in the second. Plus my usual appalling rate of injury.”