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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2010-12-13 21:04:38
30k
0/0/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
-
-
-
-
1
5
-
-
20
29
2
#2 Terrell Owens – Broken Ribs (MNG)
#14 Aston Youboty – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
4
1
1
21
-
-
37
50
3
born July 7, 1984, in Monrovia, Liberia
died December 13, 2010 by the sweaty mitts of one, Lance Laury
Aston was most notably Aaron Maybin's wingman during the current headcoach's campaign to set the NBFL Single Season Casualty record. Nothing outstanding, but a solid goat in and of himself, he was killed on an outright block by Mr. Laury. Doctors were sent out... Aston - tough goat and consummate teammate he was - got right back up and dared Lance. To quote his final words: "Try that again you filthy..."
And that's when the second sploosh came.
He will be missed. The Billy Goats have planned a barbeque in his honor outside in the parking lot. BYOF (bring your own flatbread).”