“Riding pole position into the game, battle standard rised high, DeMaio leads the road warriors through a breakneck game in the cold muds of Pitsburg! Fight hard thy kindred demonfolk at heart, and score for the glory and fame! Welcome back fans! You heard the battle cry and did come once more!

Hail to Berserker Eric, consumate warrior, a shattering four casualties cuts a deep trench through the enemy ranks. The eye of God was upon thee, and thy might shone so all bards can witness!

and to Terra Watt, intercepting to quint status, to the hall of wheeled knights thy name becomes immortal! Upgrade to 4 agility! thy body ages, worn hard...but thy soul is ever hungry, prey upon the field til thy pounding fists strike true to their mark!

Phaser upgrades to tackle and welcomes the newest charioteer, Chuck! We aren't sure if that's his real name, if he's striving to be another "Norris", or whether it's his destiny to become hamburger on the fields! Only the dark lords of Hades know!

And hail to Chainmail who upgrades to 7M. 8 cylinders flaming! Speed into history, oh brother of courage!

and we celebrate the end of Fire!! light his chariot ablaze and kick it into the barn! Now that's a fitting monument for a man that walk as his own king!!! let fire's light shine to the heavens, and cast shadows into the very pits of the underworld! A charioteer has ridden home...Hail!”