“Donte Whitner got a new trick in his bag... and it was a big bag of bunk for the Skinksans. When the old goat can blitz two skinks at once and get a 2D block on 'em and knock 'em both out - against an already shorthanded batch of lizards - well... everything came up Billy Goats this time.

Rookie Mansfield Wrotto showed he can pick up the ball and run with it... didn't realize what a nasty son of a bitch he was until after the 2nd score when he took a crap in the endzone. He's filthy dirty, that one. And the Steve's (Tasker and Johnson) developed a nice complementary skill set to deepen our squad. Aaron Maybin's philosophy on team development is coming along... now is the stretch when it all counts as we position ourselves for a potential wildcard berth. We will be playing the part of the team nobody wants to see in the first round :)

Tough game, Apo. My condolences to the Jamison family. We won't eat eggs tomorrow in a fake gesture of sympathy and remorse... as we remember the sweet sound of sploosh! Tim is happy now - he is with Big Ben :D

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