“Underworld game II vs stonetroll's chaos. With 140k of inducements we hire Nobbla.

The saw starts well, causing a -AGI broken neck on their journeyman beast, while we KO another beast with a gobbo foul at the price of a sending off. T2 and the saw fails to break armour.. and on T3 a kickback sees him KO'd!

Meanwhile they are getting stuck into our team, BH'ing a thrower on T3. T4 and they steal the ball and we spend the next 3 turns getting 1 and 2d blitzes in on their ball carrier.. but we just can't knock him over!

Fortunately fate intervenes on T7 when he fails a dodge and impales himself on the spikey ball- he's DEAD... no wait, their 'apothecary' has done something very messy looking and up he gets! We hold them off for the final turn and go into half time 0-0.

We set up 8 vs 10 as we kick off and roll up a blitz that lets us get a SV and a thrower in near their ball carrier. However, they easily recover and then KO our troll on T1 and a SV + 2 gobbos on T2. With 4 players left on the pitch the game is now a foregone conclusion and they stroll forwards to score on T8, though we do somehow manage a random BH with a blitz on T7.

With our troll failing to wake up we have no TTM attempt available and the game is theirs. Well won Stonetroll!”