“Down a blitzer to start, another blitzer got BH'd two turns in, a third got ko'd and never woke up shortly after that. We were running understrength all day long, and it showed. He was able to regularly knock over our ball carrier, we couldn't even reach his usually. Our biggest highlight came when we tried throwing to the right side of the pitch; quickly got surrounded. Reversed field, handed off to the thrower who tosses it to the left side of the pitch; quickly surrounded. Reverse field yet again, handoff to the thrower, who runs down the middle of the field before tossing it a third time in as many turns. However, there was no fourth, as we ended up getting pincered between the two wings of defenders, and Soda Pop was ko'd for the rest of the game.

The score could've been far worse than merely 3-0, as my opponent took things cautiously. As it stands, the lack of a Cherrie td caused a lot of Sweet fans to go home disappointed, while the Ritus fans booed the overly cautious coach, wanting him to run up the score. But what's done is done. Nothing permanent, and now Cherrie's identical twin Honey has decided to join the squad. How many fans will this red-headed duo draw now?”