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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2004-04-15 08:31:03
20k
0/1/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
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2
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1
9
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#4 Biff – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
3
2
-
1
18
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#3 happy – Dead (RIP)
“Bones N flesh all over, khemri bashed the dwarfs up good, killing that pathetic troll real fast! some lamer doctor actually had to move in an do a little massage on that big lump of a heart to bring him back to play, how weak, who brings doctors to a footballgame!
Khemri was a bit faster then the really slow dwarves "no wonder" at kickoff and grabbed the ball they themself had just kicked to em, and then it was ON, the khemri bashed hit and knocked their way down the pitch and the dwarves desperatly tried to defend themselves to no avail, the first half ended in a glorius goal for the khemri.
Second half the troll was knocked over again, though this time the scared troll just didnt wanna get up and play no more (pfffff) and then the amazing thing happens, the little dwarves actually killed a player !! GRRR revenge will be sweet, the mummys went out on a hunt, killing off a goblin in pursuit of the ugly ass horses with some human thing on top instead of head?, one skeleton actually got a flashback looking at that "horse", a short flashback about eating something that looked a little like that, but then, while peacefully enjoying the short flashback an ugly troll came from behind and broke his freaking arm, how rude was that! of course, what can you expect from a troll.
The half ended faster then normal for the khemri, scoreing a goal and leaving the poor, sad, slow dwarves stunned at the display of real passing game from a bunch of skellies and some bigass mummys. the rest of the half the dwarves just ran around hitting random stuff while the khemri laughed and ran out the crowd exciting them more and celebrating the marvelous win for the team!!
Time to walk nearer the chaos to see what they are up to
Great game and a real fun coatch !! We realy must have a rematch someday ! thx for the game it was great fun !”
Khemri was a bit faster then the really slow dwarves "no wonder" at kickoff and grabbed the ball they themself had just kicked to em, and then it was ON, the khemri bashed hit and knocked their way down the pitch and the dwarves desperatly tried to defend themselves to no avail, the first half ended in a glorius goal for the khemri.
Second half the troll was knocked over again, though this time the scared troll just didnt wanna get up and play no more (pfffff) and then the amazing thing happens, the little dwarves actually killed a player !! GRRR revenge will be sweet, the mummys went out on a hunt, killing off a goblin in pursuit of the ugly ass horses with some human thing on top instead of head?, one skeleton actually got a flashback looking at that "horse", a short flashback about eating something that looked a little like that, but then, while peacefully enjoying the short flashback an ugly troll came from behind and broke his freaking arm, how rude was that! of course, what can you expect from a troll.
The half ended faster then normal for the khemri, scoreing a goal and leaving the poor, sad, slow dwarves stunned at the display of real passing game from a bunch of skellies and some bigass mummys. the rest of the half the dwarves just ran around hitting random stuff while the khemri laughed and ran out the crowd exciting them more and celebrating the marvelous win for the team!!
Time to walk nearer the chaos to see what they are up to
Great game and a real fun coatch !! We realy must have a rematch someday ! thx for the game it was great fun !”
The Khemri were able to recover the ball before them and slowly started marching foward. The dwarves had a few breaks and for a while they seemed to be able of holding the mummies, but eventually they were overwhelmed by their massive strength. Dimwit Willy, probably the most hated and most stupid troll in the league, also had an incident which required the doctor's assistance. He was however still quite shaken and wasted a few turns and most of the second half wondering where he was. After the Khemri scored, there wasn't any more time left in the half, but nevertheless "Tough Bitch" (one of the dwarf blocker) was able to kill a skeleton from a hard blow on the head, literaly smashing it into dust.
The second half didn't promise to be any better. The Khemri started with the ball and administered their reknown form of punishment. They slowly crept up the field, bashing dwarves and hobgoblins alike as they went along. They even made a few passes, quite impressing for a team that isn't particularly known for their ball-handling skills. The dwarves tried to hold them, at some times better than you might have expected them to, but they just could contain the strength of the mummies. They ended up dispersed in their own half of the field, while a few others were desperatly trying to knock down a lone mummy that had gone astray.
Again, they were handed back the ball with now time to score. The dwarves made a few blocks here and there, but they were defeated. They have learned a great deal from this confrontation and at least they won't have to smell Biff's dirty socks in the locker room, as he was killed during the first half.
Very good game, the dwarves have fallen today, but expect to see them back for more punishment very soon!
- Uber
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