“Lord Kelvin is dead! it took three turns of consecutive fouling my the dirty player Graveooze and half of the Denton Stompers to do it. Even the team apothecary couldn't save Kelvin this last time.

Still, Kelvin held off most of the Denton Stompers, while Sin Toboggan ran in the game's only TD. Lord Kelvin, team player until the end! Rumor has it, the apothecary did manage to heal Lord Kelvin, but he would've missed a game healing. Kelvin had never missed a game and wasn't going to start now, so he broke his own neck rather than miss a game. In fact, such the player he was, his corpse hopped right up and joined the Stompers on their next drive!

Cool Hoof Luke will be replacing Lord Kelvin. He be missed. At least until the LBR6 reboot. ”