#4 Bud Jr. – Fractured Arm (MNG) #5 Tidalick Jr. – Smashed Hand (MNG)
“Completely diced... watch the replay if you want to feel better about a bad half of dice you've just had. No permanent injuries on the team, though... there's the silver lining.
But it's not the loss... I've lost before - rather it was that my opponent was moving at the speed of a union laborer 20 minutes from meal penalty and a four hour mandatory overtime call. Pleasant enough fellow... played really well... it was just SO painful to sit through his turns (sometimes over four minutes as the time clock kept resetting) after my turn was over in 20 seconds because of the fael that farted in my face.
I am older now.”
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But it's not the loss... I've lost before - rather it was that my opponent was moving at the speed of a union laborer 20 minutes from meal penalty and a four hour mandatory overtime call. Pleasant enough fellow... played really well... it was just SO painful to sit through his turns (sometimes over four minutes as the time clock kept resetting) after my turn was over in 20 seconds because of the fael that farted in my face.
I am older now.”