“An epic game where the power of the wheel raged louder than Hell!

Hail to Black Laser, blessed by the anointed runes of Hades! Blasting three reptiles into the boo boo box and upgrades to kick! now thy boot can multitask!

And to Chainmail who braves the fierce attack of dinosaurs to retrieve the ball and pass to Berserker Eric for a TD! shortly later is blown to pieces all over the field by a powerslam! Fall at terminal velocity into the depths of no return!

And to Johnson, brave frontliner! Stand toe to toe with teh Man Mangler and feel the tonnage of it's grip! Squeezed til thy soul is released! Take a final look at the sun...for where thou is now going...you shall never see light again!

The stars align and the black wine of death is poured! The four blitzer unite, and ride with battlestandard held high!”