The sun rose in the morning, and in the evening it set.
The tide came and went, came and went.
The orcs came also.
They scored in the first half,
And in the second half they also scored.
Both times,
Very,
Very,
Slowly.
And by this means they won.
The wood elves played also,
Though you would not know it
From the state of the orcs,
Who barely broke a sweat,
Who barely broke a wood elf.
The orcs returned home.
The crowd returned home.
The elves sought solace in the waves,
In the surf.
A game of Bloodbowl was played today.
Eventually, it finished. ”
The sun rose in the morning, and in the evening it set.
The tide came and went, came and went.
The orcs came also.
They scored in the first half,
And in the second half they also scored.
Both times,
Very,
Very,
Slowly.
And by this means they won.
The wood elves played also,
Though you would not know it
From the state of the orcs,
Who barely broke a sweat,
Who barely broke a wood elf.
The orcs returned home.
The crowd returned home.
The elves sought solace in the waves,
In the surf.
A game of Bloodbowl was played today.
Eventually, it finished.
”