“Head cracking fun in the sun!

The survivors of the day of slaughter (Ro's zons and I had a tombstone match) continued to blaze a trail through the jungles of the Lustria in search of gold, booty, and beer!

coming upon an ancient temple, we find the secret door, and leads to a grand bloodbowl arena!

Naturally, we cannot refuse!

Hail to the Dark Avenger who's rage cannot be contained! A pounding upon the chest of a giant kroxigor leaves the beast in ruins! 16 turns of furious pows and skull alike! Take thy fill in pain and upgrade to guard!

And to Unstoppable Rhino, the eye of God in upon thee! Thy first game delivers a swift disposal of a skink! Mounted with twine upon thy chariot to guide thee home!”