“Bashers vs. Ballers

The ballin' Raiders weren't bawlin' about being overmatched in strength vs. the rebuilding Billy Goats. First turn sploosh block by Steve "A Tisker a" Tasker on Lamarr Houston III looked foreboding, but after that the crowd seemed to get behind the Raiders as every surf by Buffalo sent the Oakland ballers to their reserves or KO box.

Raiders went down 2-0 with a faux pas in their backfield but came right back and scored and then put the heat on with a deep kick. TO fielded the kick and brought it up, but not fast enough to keep away from the kamikaze blitzing by Oakland. TO got smacked in the face like a bitch and if it weren't for the stench of Gaddis, the Raiders would've snatched a tie out of the jaws of defeat.

Well played conner... you're damn right you had a chance. Bit of me was rooting for you (not the part that wants to get into the playoffs, though ;)”