“Up against my nemesis, iena. So far my record is 0/1/5 vs this coach, my worst by far compared to any other opponent!!

We receive first and after a perfect defence blitz with our troll for a BH and follow it up with a KO block by a linerat: good start! We pour forwards with the ball caught by our +MA gobbo and they keep dodging back, avoiding contact as best they can. T3 and they go for the ball using their two-headed GR to dodge through and cancel an assist and their +MA blodge one to rush around and get a 1d block.. but can't knock over the gobbo. A GR then trips up on a dodge so we rush over to put in a foul... but our DP fails his dodge! They jump up and 1d blitz for a POW this time before stealing the ball in two TZs with another GR. Damn slippery super-rats!!

We can get a 3d blitz vs the GR quite easily and get the POW we need, but with an unfriendly bounce behind we can't pick it up and they recover it and make a pass over our players to a GR who then legs it right down to our endzone to make it 1-0 on T6.

We have two turns til half time, but our fumble fingered thrower can't even pick up the ball and their GRs run right through our lines and snatch it up. We get in a 3d blitz but no POW and have to content ourselves with surrounding their team... but the two headed GR makes no odds about dodging through the mass to make it 2-0.

Their KO box has been unforgiving so we kick off with our full squad vs 7, though with all 4 GRs on the field I don't see how this can be won anymore! We kick and they collect deep while two turns in a row we double 1 a GFI, the 2nd time seeing a rat niggled despite apo. They take advantage and rush on through to make it 3-0 on T4, though we've BH'd one GR with our DP in return for a sending off.

Again they only have 7 vs 11 and we quickly KO one and BH another, really just consolation injuries though. They have rushed 2 GRs into our backfield though where the kick landed in our endzone and our thrower fumbled the pickup yet again. T6 and we KO two more players leaving them with two GRs and a SV on the pitch... but the two GRs can dodge through everything to 1d blitz the ball free and with a nice scatter steal it. Fortunately our 3d blitz turns up a POW and we recover the ball and in the final two turns at last string together some useful play to get a consolation TD.

GG iena :D”