“The scoreboard may say High Fidelity won the game, but I'll bet you the team members don't think so! The ladies were just not to be stopped today when it came to proving you just can't underestimate the hitting power of a woman in shoulder pads! Four, count 'em, 4 SI's, 3 with niggles (one apo helped nullify), and an extra BH to clear the field of elves. He responded by getting stuns with nearly 3/4 of his blocks, so the ladies ended up not having much of an advantage in numbers after all was said and done. His confounded guarding lineelves and sidestepping blitzers frustrated all efforts to punch it in, and a last second desperation pass clear across the pitch ended up falling short, leaving the Sweet Things scoreless. But at least we didn't lose any fans this week, probably due in large part to the last 5 turns of the 2nd half. The ball changed hands and teams every single turn for several consecutive turns, before the elves tripped and fell trying to take advantage of a hole in my defenses caused by a double-skull-reroll-double skull. This allowed my passer to get to the sidelines and try to race downfield, but her desperation pass to an open catcher fell short as time expired. Perhaps if she'd sprinted a little harder before throwing...

But what's done is done. I'm sorry for the Fidelity team, I know how you feel, having suffered 9 BH, 2 SI and a RIP in my last two games. I hope you find yourself a nice, easy recovery game. But for my lovely ladies, this game was...

SWEET!”