“And lo, I entered my teams into the Blackbox scheduler. And I invoked Nuffle, saying, 'Nuffle, patron of Blood Bowl, I beseech thee. You have given me some hard luck and poor dice of late, and I ask only that I have fair dice and a decent matchup against an opponent who will not wipe the floor with me. Please be kind to my team as it prepares for battle, and shine your favor upon them'. And lo, the Blackbox scheduler did sayeth, 'Processing round'. And lo, it did assigneth to me an opponent. And his name was Frankenstein. And lo, I did looketh upon the Blackbox Central page, and it did report that Frankenstein was in the top 10 Blackbox coaches.

And as I hung my head and shuffled off to do battle, I heard Nuffle's voice come down from the sky. And he did sayeth, 'I think not!'”