“Aaron Maybin limps into the locker room before the game....

"Alright you go-oh-oh-oh-ats!!... This is the push. The last two games before the playoffs. We need a win here today and we're in. Anything less and those pa-ah-ah-ah-ansy ass elfs get in ahead of us because you couldn't hold your shorts on while they danced around you the first part of the season...

Two orc teams. Nothing easy - but nothing you can't handle. If I see any passing, you will be benched. Any questions?"

Donte Whitner stands and stares in his usual trance...

"Good. Their troll is a total rookie - 4th one this season. And look out for Brock Brolen... give him a kick in the nuts if you get the chance..."


The Billy Goats came out with gusto and no major fail. Jacksonville left themselves open for a first quarter blitz and after that it was a matter of keep away and positioning. This solidifies the Billy Goats playoff seeding... now they need only get through Denver with a minimum of injuries.

Good game, c-wolf... best of luck in the last game and good luck in the building.
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