“Da boyz came out hittin in dis one. We know da Norse be hittin back, so we hit dem first. And we hit dem hard. And we send some off da pitch. Da journeyman do a great job wit da foulz, givin da Snow Troll a BH and sending Patrick to Valhalla. Itz ok, do, cuz Patrick wuz lame anyway. Willy just got hit too hard by Ken, who wuz probably mad bout sumtin that Willy said to him.

Eddie skored a TD, and so did Warren. Warren lurned sum moves and can now git away like an elf. Well, kinda (Dodge). Also hired a new BoB to replace the 2 we lost against sum flingz. Oy, dat un still hurtz.

Tanks for the game, CaptainKrunch. I hope demz babes can make ur boyz feel better and dey can git bak on da pitch again soon. Look forward to playing uz agin.

Edit: Oy, Jim had 4 fouls and never got tossed! Hmm, dat givz me an idea for hiz training rooteen....”