“Well the Hammers finally arrived back in Altdorf and got some rest and recovery. They headed out to the row to have some drinks with their sponsors and team supporters...there is a lot of hate for Chaos out there and the Hammers are their #1 team....well on the way into the row out of some back alley a bunch of Zon alley cats with a compulsion for lizardman skin come charging out.

'Hey boys, see you have some really nice guicchi lizard skin on those helms, if you know what is good for you, you better hand them over or else we will blodge you to death.'. Were do these zon lizard skin fantaics come from? and why do they want our Lizardskin helms, strange, maybe we better get these checked out at the wizards guild. They might be cursed or have some mystical lizard man power to draw in scantility clad zons who want to blodge us....

Well the Hammers are never ones to turn down a good blodging and the row starts to cheer as a game of blood bowl breaks out.

Roxxie gets her panites in a wad as she goes berserk and tries to rip off one of our lizard helms, she crashes to the ground in front of Rex and he takes exception, he likes his pink with purple stripes helm alot. Well he lays the boot and *Crack!!!!! Roxxie dies from a super inflated compulsion for lizard skin, or that snaped neck.

Well the Zons dont like that one bit and slam into the Hammers, Rex is tired of this, why are they going for HIS helmet....Brogan has a really nice helm and Post Pattern has one with some cool looking horns on it, but they want his pink and purple helm...Well another zon lays out in front of rex in admiration and gets boot to the nose!

Then out of a tavern a 40oz mug of Bugmans crashes on Sicillia's head as she is GFI and lays her out. And then Karmyn does not like how Gorjo is "fondling" her friends and lays in a boot, well a local cop did not like that underhanded move and removes her from the Row at the end of a pike.

That was when Gorjo tries to get his ugly paws on Daisy and rips off her tank top, well the Row goes nutz as Daisy is running around topless...Thats when the Zons had enough of this and run back into the alley from were they came. ”