#8 Morgan Rum – Dead (RIP) #10 Rex – Gouged Eye (MNG)
“Well the Hammers are getting hammered in the Row after that encounter with those lizardskin loving zonz when word reaches them that some underhanded midgets are at the end of the row selling some "chaos looking stuff", and they are shifty and green and furry.
Well the Hammers in their drunk induced haze decide this is just not right.
As the Hammers approach this sorry crew of underworlds standing behind two street vending carts it does look like they are selling some chaos looking stuff. And they have some weird green gas looking thing and some weird mushrooms and a female (we will just assume it was female) snotling doing some exotic dance for some pervertered looking dwarves...well thats it, no snotling is going to be performing some erotic dances in the row topless with out a permit....ITS ON!!!!
Well both sides lock horns and just start laying into each other. It is a back and forth affair as Rex is laying the boot and goblins are flying off the row. One goblin goes through a window, another is thrown into the sewar man hole, another is flung down the street were he is mugged by the street urchins.
Both sides are losing guys to KO;s and it had turned into a street fight worthy of one of the best throw downs on the row this month. Well Rex lays a boot and then out of no were this huge Troll roars and beats his chest. Looks all grim and then he does the most odd thing, he pokes rex in the eye..*WoWza!!!! that hurt!!!! rex crumbles onto the cobbles holding his gouged eye and rolls out of the action.
As the battle is slowly coming to a climax some nasty, low down, flea ridden fur ball gets behind Morgan Rum and starts pounding him around the head. Well Morgan is fighting back and the two of them spin out wide. And at the last second the skaven scumm jumps off as Morgan is hit square on by a run away buggy when the horses got spooked by all the cheering....Morgan is run over, trounced, draged and screaming all the way down the row and then the horses fly off the pier and into the Reik...Morgan and the two horses have not been scene since...it was ugly.
Well both sides take a break after the 16 turn smack down and then the dock watch shows up and ruins all the fun...they start talking tough and all, saying they are going to show us some real violence and brandish their polearms....Well both sides had the fight taken out of them...But those midgets now know not to show up on the Row with some topless Snotling in tow...or they will get a boot to the head.
The midgets walk off and just leave their destroyed streeet vendor wagons,well wood at this point as they were used as clubs and projectiles during the match. ”
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and the match has been noted with the dead Morgan Rum as a trophy on hte bio”