“Apparently sweltering heat and a bunch of decaying corpses are a poor mix. Coming off of a nice three game win streak, the team had apparently grown complacent and began looking for any way off the pitch possible, and they found plenty.

The hardest part to understand is how the zombies managed to think they had earned not one game off but TWO, as three of them decided that the next match they would just rather stay at home. Considering how all three of them have yet to pick up a skill due to their lackadaisical attitude, management was clearly upset. Inexcusable. One was fired to set an example.

Thanks to my opponent for swiftly handing me my beat down and not making it any more painful than necessary. Especially since the second half rarely had me fielding five or more players, he could have had a grand time fouling them to oblivion. Rather than that, he settled for the more entertaining option of watching my players struggle in futility.”