“Man. For the second game straight, the low TV Norse get out bashed by Amazon women. How do you go back to Norsica and tell that story? "Where's Smine? Where's Dos? Where's Hothawk? What the hell happened to you guys? Weren't you playing a bunch of women?"
"Uh... yea. They, uh... got some big chicks preggers. They're taking their parental leave. Don't expect them back for a while."
I didn't think weapons were allowed on the pitch but I can't explain all of the dead male bodies. Jiiiiim had 4 re-rolls per half and didn't need a single one in the first 8 turns. Nuffle loves the babes, that's what I say. Outnumbered 8 to 10 to start the second half, I'm happy to get away with a draw. The upside.. 3 skills. Block on the second were,plus Sure hands and Tackle for the positionals. And the team captain makes his return for a little mighty piling on, we hope. Enough with the angry broads. Bring on some mutant scum.”