“Thanks bowlbot for matching up against a team that was 30 TV higher than me, loaded with Tackle, Guard and Mighty Blow, and the matchup rating was 964. Well done. I entered every Blackbox team I had into the scheduler, and you pick this one. I suppose you couldn't find a matchup that was 950, could you?

And to add insult to injury, I had another round of crappy dice. Couldn't accomplish even the simplest tasks, and got a -MA on my Mighty Blow wolf. Then my opponent fails to score in the last 2 turns because he'd rather bash me into the pitch some more. Fortunately for me, he double skulled 2 turns in a row. And he had the nerve to complain when I fouled his poor widdle Troll Slayer that had the audacity to fall down right in front of my zombie. What do you think zombies are good for if not line fodder and fouling expensive players? Some people would just take the 2-0 win and be happy.

Edit: Bowlbot can sod off. It's not like it has given me any decent matchups (975+) in a while. As for the wolf, he'll be fine. Ma 7 Claw/Might Blow is still good enough to open AV 9 :) But thanks for your concern.”