“Well it was a nice calm, sunny day. The ladies were out in their nice summer dresses and the Hammers were having a enjoyable day off. Had the BBQ up and running and smiles were all about.

Then from around the bend came a sorry lot of Chaos Dwarfs. They saw our lovely picnic and went into a fit of rage. They charged the picknick and proceded to destroy all in their path.

The pulled pork, consumed in under 1 minute. The tossed salad, thrown into the pond. The rib eye steaks, we had those on the grill?

And that was before the Hammers could even respond. Tally HO!!!!

The Hammers collide with the whole beans and blow up. They frontal assault into a brick wall of stove top hats and massive MB. It was ugly. The Hammers play out the second half with 4 players left on the pitch and just beat beat down hard.

The CD's even had some babes in tow to taunt the Hammers. As the Hammers lay in a pile up in the high grass the CD's go to "town" on our buffet BBQ. The ladies go screaming to the hills. Heck even the butterflies took off.

After the CD's consume our two kegs of bloodweiser they give us a taunt one more timser and then off they go.

The humilation this day will be paid back 10 fold.”