“Backstabbed by the lords of fate, the Charioteers storm the town of scurriers! Pillage is all we know! hahahaha!

But then the balloons fell...and confetti...and a dancing chorus of fuzzy girls with helium pitched voices.

"Welcome Hellbound to the 2000th game! You are insane! Come and play the game! la la la la!"

The hook of the jingle was too overpowering and the Chariots were mindjinxed! No longer in control of their thoughts, they lined up for a game of glory and pain!

Hail to the Trail of Flames who kept the score close and the battle hard! Greatness is your future! and to Berserker Eric who mangles an ugly rat beyond his mother's recognition!

But the speed and elfiness of the gutter runners proved too much and they get away with three touchdowns, and the game! Argh, we could have tied the score if our thrower stopped confusing the ball with a celebration balloon!”