“The Bouncing Souls coach stood before the 11 players in the visiting locker room, stressing the importance of playing perfectly in their upcoming match.

"Push yourself boys!" He said, patting one player on the back "give me 100% today! If you do, I promise you, we'll come out victorious!"

And, as expected the players went out and performed admirably, making the most of every opportunity, dodging swiftly, passing, catching and picking up the ball despite the wildest of odds.

Meanwhile the opposition failed, failed and failed again, falling down, dropping the ball and leaving the pitch pretty much as fast as they could. In every way the game was perfect, the coach was quite proud as he watched.

Would've been a great game for the frogs... had the coach not been coaching the damn Dwarves.”