“We kick first and offer them up 3 rookie goblins on the LOS. Their first block of the game KILLS one and we don't even bother waking up our snoozing apothecary. What was the gobbos name anyway... we've already forgotten!

We get in some good revenge though, on T2 scoring a BH on their block/guard warrior and then gang fouling their mino for a KILL! Their apo rushes in but reattaches his body parts in what can only be called a horrifyingly wrong way.. that mino ain't getting up again!

The two teams exchange some KOs and crowdpushes while they are still struggling to get safely into our half with both teams clustered by one side of the pitch. On T6 we get an almost perfect turn, chainpushing a CW for a KO to then let our gobbo 1d push their ball carrier into the crowd... put our thrower fails to pickup the tossed ball! Luckily a dodge beastman trips over and KOs himself trying for the ball and we steal it and then put two more beastmen in the BH box leaving just two CWs alone on the pitch..

At this point the opposing coach bursts into TEARS and then CONCEDES!! Once again the underworld throw a warpstone-laden party with the extra winnings \o/”