“My Crack Legal Team begins their defense after a brief warmup! The prosecution gets to speak first, and quickly and violently denounces the Manliness of the Enigma in question, and the Crack Legal Team quickly plans during the lunch break how exactly to "crack" the opposing legal team's armour, having failed to do so in the first half of the trial.
When they come back, they receive the first opportunity to speak with the judge and quickly break through opposing defenses. While accused of foul play, the judge never bats an eye, refusing to punish Enigma's Crack Legal Team, how subtle they are!
In a daring push play and tap dance by Defense Attorney Alan, with the help of his four exhibits of evidence, he pushes himself along with the other lawyers towards the score they so desperately need to get the trial extended and punishment delayed! While an equally daring blitz from the other side of the courtroom almost drops Alan, with the assistance of a Law Student and some uncharacteristic Elven-style tongue twisters he manages to get on the ball and score the time that our Crack Legal Team needs. Desperate to prosecute Enigma, the other lawyers viciously attack in the dying seconds of the trial, but our Crack Legal Team prevails and manages to delay judgement of Enigma's manliness a little while longer.
Meanwhile, new evidence has been found to support Exhibit B, proving that the Blow is Mightier then the Suck!”
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When they come back, they receive the first opportunity to speak with the judge and quickly break through opposing defenses. While accused of foul play, the judge never bats an eye, refusing to punish Enigma's Crack Legal Team, how subtle they are!
In a daring push play and tap dance by Defense Attorney Alan, with the help of his four exhibits of evidence, he pushes himself along with the other lawyers towards the score they so desperately need to get the trial extended and punishment delayed! While an equally daring blitz from the other side of the courtroom almost drops Alan, with the assistance of a Law Student and some uncharacteristic Elven-style tongue twisters he manages to get on the ball and score the time that our Crack Legal Team needs. Desperate to prosecute Enigma, the other lawyers viciously attack in the dying seconds of the trial, but our Crack Legal Team prevails and manages to delay judgement of Enigma's manliness a little while longer.
Meanwhile, new evidence has been found to support Exhibit B, proving that the Blow is Mightier then the Suck!”