“This was a fun one. I must admit that my mouth was watering when seeing this match-up. An 11 man elf roster with AV 7, and me with enough inducement money to get a bribe for my 2 dirty players. A perfect Norse present. The final score reflects the fact that the Norse ignored the ball around TD number 3. Once the defeat was assured I felt it kind of an obligation to try and F the elf team up a little bit. Pay back for the embarrassment of whatever the score was to eventually be. I was actually just trying to get some SPP via cas, not be a dic. Anyhoo, the game: He had one AG5 elf of concern, and my first play of the game, an Ulf blitz, sent Mr. Fleet-foot to the KO box. Life was good. The next two turns see the ball moved safely three quarters of the way up the field and protected when the elf magic starts to happen. Dodge, dodge, dodgedy dodge-dodge POW and the ball is on the ground. I clear the riff-raff, and pound a lane to the end zone, all I have to do is SH pick it up. NAH. Drop. Dodge dodge, etc. etc. through many TZ's and the ball is thrown to the requisite elf cherry picker for TD #1. Drive #2 sees the return of Mr. AG5 (who I lost track of) and all of my frenzy stuffed by BOTH DOWN results. My leveling TD is dropped on the goal line by a failed GFI. More dodging and flawless TZ pass/catches makes elf TD 2 before the half. When all 22 players take the field 2nd half, I flip the switch and start to foul and bring the Pain Train. It does not help, but I put some blood on the field and have fun. One annoying blodger's family needs to buy a wooden box for their hero, and the annoying dancer watches next game in a leg cast. No damage to my team. Fair enough.
I honestly don't think he needed to use the dodge skill or a dodge re-roll all game. Quite impressive. Nice score too!”