“The Horde is on the move! After a nailbiting game vs some stuck up elf nobles, the horde were victorious. But it took some bribes...
first half, last turn, an elven lineman receives a handoff and only has to run in the td. Then he "accidently" trips on the goalline. Good work Absence, hope you found the envilope in your locker!”
#2 Murder – Damaged Back (NI) #3 Fright – Fractured Leg (MNG) #6 Abandonment – Groin Strain (MNG)
“First out of the gate, and its not a pretty one for the Collective. Out smashed and outplayed by a fractious bunch of gobbos and rats! Young Murder manages to fall on his arse on the last block of the game, and now constantly complains of a 'loose tailbone'. Coach's finger is hovering over the 'fire' button...
Nonetheless, first game for the ELF, lets give this scoring a go:
Baseline: 10pts
TD allowed: -1pt
Cas caused: 1pt
Total: A huge 10pts!
Not a stellar start...”
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first half, last turn, an elven lineman receives a handoff and only has to run in the td. Then he "accidently" trips on the goalline. Good work Absence, hope you found the envilope in your locker!”